Hello boys and girls. This is your good friend Satan. If your parents are nearby, can you ask them to leave Are they gone Great! As you know, I like dance music, in fact, many people believe i’m responsible for this entire dance music culture. I find that very flattering.

Whilst I am responsible for most of it (arguably the best parts of it), I can’t take full credit. I have plenty of devilish disciples who have kept the fire burning whilst I keep things happening down here in this endless industrial rave called Hell. I just wanted to let you all know that I love you very much. In fact, I wanted to share something with you to prove my love and encourage you to always be with me.

To never leave my side. To help keep you and all of my children dancing for nights and nights. Whenever your parents aren’t around, download this product of mine. It’s made with my love. I promise you’ll love it as much as I love you. I’ve put together some very exciting sounds inspired by the dark, demonic basement culture I have inspired, including easy to use loops for drums, bass, vocals, percussion and melodies.

Since I love you so much, I encourage you to use these red hot loops and one shots to make demonic dance music and dark demented discotheque sounds. Get creative, get disturbed and get producing. I am Satan and I approve this product. and I love you. Did I already say that

FANTASTiC